What To Get At the Shopping Mall

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:03 PM

I want an
American made
stainless steel
premium hand-crafted
gunmetal shovel
to bury me in
my designer
cotton/polyester blend
charcoal colored
eco-friendly
life preserver,
so help me God.

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